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Song Parodies -> "Dang Crazy Dog"

Original Song Title:

"Dance Dance Dance"

Original Performer:

Steve Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Dang Crazy Dog"

Parody Written by:

Michael E Cormier

The Lyrics

My dumb dog, he'll always try
To chase cars. How is he still alive?
That old dog, he's crazy too
He barks at the TV. What can I do?

I don't know, but he's getting old
He sniffs anybodys crotch like it's made of gold
C'mon, Rover. You're a pretty good dog
Just some things you do ain't right

Dang Dang Dang
Dang Dang Dang
Dang Dang Dang, Crazy Dog

He chews old socks, and underwear
Dirty or clean. He just don't care
He'll sniff your bum with great delight
And chase his freakin' tail all night

When my friends come over, they laugh and roar
Watching him drag his butt across the floor
C'mon Rover, It's a pretty gross one
To watch you lick your butt all night

I still love him. He's a pretty good egg
Just keep your eyes open, or he'll hump your leg
If you get up. he'll steal your seat
And if you move him, he'll pee on your feet

Just be careful when he kisses your face
His tongue's been just about every place
C'mon Rover, I love you, dog
Ya make me laugh every night

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Total Votes: 4

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alvin rhodes - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
a vast improvement over the OS
Michael E Cormier - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm not sure Steve Miller would be happy to hear that, but I sure am. Thanx Alvin.
Below Average Dave - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
555 Mike, 555, do you plan on recording this one?
Michael E Cormier - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Dave. I would love to record many of my parodies, but want to wait until I can afford a home studio set up. My kids have gotta come first, and as we all know, raising them ain't cheap. But someday, yes I would. Thanx for asking.
Yoidy - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
This makes me miss my dog! 555
Michael E Cormier - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
We lost our dog on Sept 8th, and I still miss the old boy. This was written as a tribute to him. His name was Sookie, but I used the name Rover for universal appeal. Glad you liked it! Thanx Yoidy.
Below Average Dave - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Would Love to get a home studio myself. . .can relate. . .priorities are priorites. just really enjoy your work and figured It's worth asking about.
Michael E Cormier - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanx Dave. I really appreciate your comment.
Paul Robinson - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Agree with alvin on this...ever since Boz Scaggs left the Steve Miller Band back in the early 70's Miller stuff got really lame..."The Joker"? Gimmeabreak...Now, the stuff on the "Sailor" album (later re-titled "Livin' In The USA") was REALLY good...and "Children of the Future" was just a notch below that to me, but still excellent...and then...and then...phooey...the album "Space Cowboy" was on was alright, but very short...maybe 8 songs and none of them all that lengthy, time-wise...after that...yuck...5's for you, sir...nice work ~ ~ ~
John Lomain - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Here are some dang 5's
Michael E Cormier - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you, Paul and John. I'm glad you liked it.

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