We're sailing around on the ocean
Aye, been out at sea way too long
I'm horny as schoolboys with porno
Be feeling the heat in me dong
Been eight months since I've seen a woman
Me soul tells me that this be wrong
You can't trust Pirate lust in a man such as me
Aye, that's why I be singing this song

Pirate lust be driving me mad
Aye, making me crazy (crazy)
Pirate lust be driving me mad
Be making me crazy

Me cabin at night be so lonely
The ocean; it rocks me to sleep
I dream of sweet women to hold me
Much better than countin' out sheep
Me chest swells and so does me member
nocturnal emissions; they seep
I'm about to explode
and unburden me load
I wake up with seed soaking me sheets

Pirate lust be hard'nin' me shard
it shivers me timber (timber)
Soon I must unburden me load
I'll flow like a river

Now swabbin' the deck is me matey
His clothes they be soaked in his sweat
His hips make a circular motion
I'm feelin' excitement; ye bet
They told me in church this be evil
To lust for a man; it be wrong
Mayhaps I'm in league with the dee-vil
‘cause right now me yearning be strong

Pirate lust be makin' me hard
Be stiff'nin' me member (member)
About to bust; ye best be on guard
So hot be me embers

Pelvic thrust; me stroke it grows firm
me timber it shivers (quivers)
Screamed an' cussed, I'll give ye me germ
about to deliver

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