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Song Parodies -> "Guide Cause I'm Smeagol"
Original Song Title:
"Fly Like An Eagle"
Original Performer:
Steve Miller
Parody Song Title:
"Guide Cause I'm Smeagol"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
I can't believe no one has done this... shame on you LOTR fans! ;-)
Ring keeps on calling, calling, calling
Calling to Smeagol
Ring keeps on gnawing, gnawing, gnawing
Gnawing at Smeagol
I want to guide cause I'm Smeagol
Want that ring
Lie cause I'm Smeagol
But those hobbits worry me
I want to guide cause I'm Smeagol
Want that ring
Don't want them to get my precious!
Lead the hobbits
Who don't like what I eat
Want my precious
The ring I find so sweet
Find the spider
Give her a nice treat
Yes, that's my solution
I want to guide cause I'm Smeagol
Want that ring
Lie cause I'm Smeagol
But those hobbits bother me
I want to guide cause I'm Smeagol
Want that ring
Don't want them to get my precious!
Ring keeps on calling, calling, calling
Calling to Smeagol
Ring keeps on gnawing, gnawing, gnawing
Gnawing at Smeagol
I can't do it
She will do it
Lead them through it
Let her do it
I want to guide cause I'm Smeagol
Want that ring
Lie cause I'm Smeagol
Let those hobbits follow me
I want to guide cause I'm Smeagol
Want that ring
Don't want them to get my precious!
Ring keeps on calling, calling, calling
Calling to Smeagol
Ring keeps on gnawing, gnawing, gnawing
Gnawing at Smeagol
Calling to Smeagol
Ring keeps on gnawing, gnawing, gnawing
Gnawing at Smeagol
I want to guide cause I'm Smeagol
Want that ring
Lie cause I'm Smeagol
But those hobbits worry me
I want to guide cause I'm Smeagol
Want that ring
Don't want them to get my precious!
Lead the hobbits
Who don't like what I eat
Want my precious
The ring I find so sweet
Find the spider
Give her a nice treat
Yes, that's my solution
I want to guide cause I'm Smeagol
Want that ring
Lie cause I'm Smeagol
But those hobbits bother me
I want to guide cause I'm Smeagol
Want that ring
Don't want them to get my precious!
Ring keeps on calling, calling, calling
Calling to Smeagol
Ring keeps on gnawing, gnawing, gnawing
Gnawing at Smeagol
I can't do it
She will do it
Lead them through it
Let her do it
I want to guide cause I'm Smeagol
Want that ring
Lie cause I'm Smeagol
Let those hobbits follow me
I want to guide cause I'm Smeagol
Want that ring
Don't want them to get my precious!
Ring keeps on calling, calling, calling
Calling to Smeagol
Ring keeps on gnawing, gnawing, gnawing
Gnawing at Smeagol
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Fits in perfectly with the OS and very easy to follow...liked it a lot! 5's
Pretty good!
this is brilliant..nice job...5s
That was pretty good...I enjoyed it!
One of the Ringheads on this site once said, "There can never be enough Gollum parodies." I'm beginning to believe it.
Lol, great work Tim. And you'd get 5's from me even if I wasn't a LOTR fan.
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