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Song Parodies -> "Thing Tut"
Original Song Title:
"King Tut"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Steve Martin
Parody Song Title:
"Thing Tut"
Parody Written by:
Dave W
The Lyrics
This all started when I bought a 4 foot tall Sock Monkey at a St. Vincent de Paul store.... For 4 dollars.... and a song........My funny bone's been in storage way too long and needed some AIR
Although I'm not a young man I thought I'd never see
Or I'd be making rhymes About a toy thing
> Thing Tut <
How'd that old sock Monkey ?
> Monkey Luck <
Get wrapped up like a Mummy I
Sewn in Babylonia.....Flown to California
> Thing Tut <
Now, if I sound a little freaked out when I C M
Still, I think it's kinda funny and cool 'round Hallowee N
> Seen Tut <
Touring with a Donkey
> Donkey Talked <
What's brewing in Milwaukee ?
Sunned in Arizona + Bull runned in Pamplona
> Thing's Nuts <
Dance's in freestyle { Disco Sucks }
The kiddies love his smile ( Hugs Tut )
Rack'n up the miles [ Pack'n Trucks ]
==== Duct Taped and Boxed A While ====
/ He gave new life to Toyism /
$ Does Recitals $
$$ Wedding Receptions $$
! Bar Mitzvahs too !
Now when I die Don't make a Royal fuss
What goods a Fancy funeral Then get dug up like King Tut
> King Tut <
Last words of ancient Tranny Buried in Pearl jammies
Silent as a Coma
Shipped to Oklahoma
Arrivederci Roma
Adios, Goodbye and Shaloma
THING TUT
Or I'd be making rhymes About a toy thing
> Thing Tut <
How'd that old sock Monkey ?
> Monkey Luck <
Get wrapped up like a Mummy I
Sewn in Babylonia.....Flown to California
> Thing Tut <
Now, if I sound a little freaked out when I C M
Still, I think it's kinda funny and cool 'round Hallowee N
> Seen Tut <
Touring with a Donkey
> Donkey Talked <
What's brewing in Milwaukee ?
Sunned in Arizona + Bull runned in Pamplona
> Thing's Nuts <
Dance's in freestyle { Disco Sucks }
The kiddies love his smile ( Hugs Tut )
Rack'n up the miles [ Pack'n Trucks ]
==== Duct Taped and Boxed A While ====
/ He gave new life to Toyism /
$ Does Recitals $
$$ Wedding Receptions $$
! Bar Mitzvahs too !
Now when I die Don't make a Royal fuss
What goods a Fancy funeral Then get dug up like King Tut
> King Tut <
Last words of ancient Tranny Buried in Pearl jammies
Silent as a Coma
Shipped to Oklahoma
Arrivederci Roma
Adios, Goodbye and Shaloma
THING TUT
Trick and treated the old neighborhood yesterday and pushed the Sock Mummy in an an old steel shopping cart ....with my autistic son ....had a lot of stares and laughs ...Fun times
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