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Song Parodies -> "Thing Trump"

Original Song Title:

"King Tut"

Original Performer:

Steve Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Thing Trump"

Parody Written by:

R S Leergaard

The Lyrics

Nothing much to say about this one.
Thing Trump (Thing Trump)
Now when he started running
We never thought we’d see
People stand in line to vote for orange thing

(Thing Trump) How’d he get so chunky?
(Chunky Trump) Really just a flunky
Son of racist daddy
No one quite so batty (Thing Trump)

(Thing Trump) Now if we’d seen
They’d line up for a liar
We’d have tried so much harder
And aimed a sh*tload higher

(Hanky Trump) So much hanky panky
(Spanky Trump) Loves the spanky spanky!
Son of racist daddy
No one quite so batty (Thing Trump)

Always in denial (Dodger Trump)
He’s always been a pile (Stinky Trump)
Goes the extra mile (Lying Trump)

He ate a dozen lunches
He sold his soul for casinos
Golden Shower!
He had a Bone Spur
So much winning

Now when he’s gone
And we have it made
We’ll have a giant party
Yes, have a YUGE parade!

(Tiny Trump) What’s with those tiny handies?
(Whiny Trump) Wearing dotard jammies
Son of racist daddy, no one quite so batty
Was a son of racist daddy, and ate too many chicken patties
Thing Trump

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Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 24

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Agrimorfee - April 12, 2018 - Report this comment
Just as silly as the original tune. In a good way.
Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2018 - Report this comment
Old Pharoah won't let my people go, so Moses Mueller gonna have to do it for us.
R S Leergaard - April 12, 2018 - Report this comment
Thing Trump is a whole set of plagues all on his own, Michael. Thanks for the comments and the votes, guys. Appreciate it.
2Eagle - April 12, 2018 - Report this comment
Like it or not he'll get the US into another war. So let it be written - so let it be done - siegheil!
Dr. Suze - April 12, 2018 - Report this comment
Maybe a Seuss parody lurking here: The Rat That is Fat, with Thing One, Thing Two, and Thing Trump.
R S Leergaard - April 12, 2018 - Report this comment
Or maybe Chris Hayes could add an extra segment to his Thing One and Thing Two bit during his 'All In' show? Thanks for the comments and votes, aEagle & Dr. Suze.

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