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Song Parodies -> "King Putt"
Original Song Title:
"King Tut"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Steve Martin
Parody Song Title:
"King Putt"
Parody Written by:
TooMuchTime
The Lyrics
For our Golfer and Choomer in Chief, King Obama. I read a story that he doesn't like to go to Camp David because there is no golf course there. I just figured he'd go anyway to do some roof-hits with his Czars. I couldn't decide on the best lyrics about where the king was born, so I chose to use all three to show the indecisive nature of the narrative.
Now when he was a young man,
He smoked a lot of choom.
Never gave a thought,
Breathing all those fumes.
King Putt.
How'd you get so funky?
Did you eat the monkey?
Born somewhere in Kenya,
Golfs in Abyssin-ya,
King Putt.
Well, now I know,
He'll golf away our savings,
All around the planet,
But never at Camp David.
King Putt.
Experience is wonky.
He's a half a honkey.
Born in Honolulu,
Golfs in Naalehu,
King Putt.
Golfin' all the while.
He swings in gay-boy style.
Drives a thousandth mile.
His score card's full of guile.
He gave his life to Marxism.
Graven idol.
He's a real Kenyan.
He's killin' us.
Now, when the lie,
Is tough to make a swing.
He'll make the score card fiction.
Obama is the King.
King Putt.
Mendacity's his nature,
With him there is no future.
Born somewhere in Kenya,
Golfs in Abyssin-ya,
He was born in Indonesia,
Got a case of false amnesia.
King Putt!
He smoked a lot of choom.
Never gave a thought,
Breathing all those fumes.
King Putt.
How'd you get so funky?
Did you eat the monkey?
Born somewhere in Kenya,
Golfs in Abyssin-ya,
King Putt.
Well, now I know,
He'll golf away our savings,
All around the planet,
But never at Camp David.
King Putt.
Experience is wonky.
He's a half a honkey.
Born in Honolulu,
Golfs in Naalehu,
King Putt.
Golfin' all the while.
He swings in gay-boy style.
Drives a thousandth mile.
His score card's full of guile.
He gave his life to Marxism.
Graven idol.
He's a real Kenyan.
He's killin' us.
Now, when the lie,
Is tough to make a swing.
He'll make the score card fiction.
Obama is the King.
King Putt.
Mendacity's his nature,
With him there is no future.
Born somewhere in Kenya,
Golfs in Abyssin-ya,
He was born in Indonesia,
Got a case of false amnesia.
King Putt!
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I like the funky/monkey line. I believe Israel refers to Obama as King Putz. I vote 3 par 5 birdies.
This one should win the Masters!
This made me chuckle.
You're a hit, TMT -- in two different forums
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