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Song Parodies -> "Lame Duck"

Original Song Title:

"King Tut"

Original Performer:

Steve Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Lame Duck"

Parody Written by:

Stray Pooch

The Lyrics

Those on this site who know me know that I am a conservative Republican but humor knows no politics - and let's face it, I give the left enough hell. Sorry, Dubya, but I feel I have a parodist's duty to kick you when your down! :D
(Lame Duck)
(Lame Duck)
(Lame Duck)
Now when he was a Gov'nor he never thought he'd see
(Lame Duck)
His approval rates slip down toward the teens.
(Lame Duck)
How'd you get so skunky?
(Skunky Duck)
Did we elect a monkey?

Made a battle zone-a
Out of Babylonia.
Lame Duck!

Now who'd have known back when his days were greener
(Lame Duck)
He'd wind up on the wrong end of Hurricane Katrina
(Lame Duck)
Image looking crappy.
(Crappy Duck)
Even worse than Pappy.

Made a battle zone-a
Out of Babylonia.
Lame Duck!

Passed the Patriot Act!
Invaded old Iraq!
Now he slipped off track.
Can't seem to get it back.
He paid his price for War-ism.

Folding idol!
He's a Selection!
They're shelling you!

Now with our ports, he just ran outta luck!
His veto got torpedoed, just like an old lame duck.
(Lame Duck)
Things are lookin' rocky.
(Rocky Duck)
Dems are feeling cocky.

Made a battle zone-a
Out of Babylonia.
Yes, he made a battle zone-a,

Gonna listen to your phone-a!

Lame Duck!
Copyright 2006 Pooch-at-the-Gate

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Steve K. - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm a right wingnut myself. Like Bush or not, he is very parodiable. The reference to Babylonia actually makes better sense than in TOS, since King Tut would never have even visited there.
MasonR - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I think your parody has hit a bipartisan chord here. Lots of LOL lines here..."Image looking crappy/Even worse than Pappy" cracked me up!
Larry Hensley - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Cool parody, so hilarious.
Michael Pacholek - March 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice parody of the King of He-Gypped.

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