-> "Sittin On The Toilet"
Original Song Title:
"City of New Orleans" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sittin On The Toilet"
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Last night I was sittin on the toilet
Prayin to God, open up the door
I do not eat the things that I should have
Now my colon is backed up and i'm starin at the floor
O'h i should have had some raisan bran
And I should have had some fresh fruit
But the nachos they were so more decieving
So I shose the metamucial
And I drank that dark brown juice
And I can feel my bowels as I'm cralwlin towards the door.
Good mornin cleanin crew how are ya
I said dont ya know me, I'm your mornin skunk
I'm the pain they call "burrito man manana"(spanish for morning)
and i'll be goin 5 more times before your week is done.
Friday I was headin to Home Depot
I had a thought as I was walkin out the door
Should I try & take a dump before I leave home
Nah, I'll make it back, and I'll beat the rush by four
Well as soon as I walked in that place
And thought about my big pur chase
I felt this bad feeling I've known before
And I knew my time was limited
And my cheeks got tight and my walk got stiff
I blew the back wall of that hardware bathroom stall
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