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Song Parodies -> "Snuff The Blonde, You Twit"
Original Song Title:
"Love The One You're With"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Stephen Stills
Parody Song Title:
"Snuff The Blonde, You Twit"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
...another psycho parody...
norm, you clown...you're confused
though i'm now dismembered, i'm talking to you
concentrate on...what i say
stab that lady...i want you to slay
my temper rose...cause you fell in love
i won't compromise...on this stuff
cause this just cant be...i'm the one you love...sonny
snuff the blonde, you twit...snuff the blonde, you twit
snuff the blonde, you twit...snuff the blonde, you twit
makes me angry...makes me mad
you've been lying...you're a good boy gone bad
there's a girl...real sexy, too
and she needs slaying...its something you'll do
she drops her clothes...in the shower, scrubs
then in you fly...towards the tub
she knows she can't flee...so don't you dare flub...sonny
snuff the blonde, you twit...snuff the blonde, you twit
snuff the blonde, you twit...snuff the blonde, you twit
do it...do do...do do...do...do
do it...do do...do do...do...do
do it...do do...do do...do...do
do it now...do it now
snuff the blonde, you twit...snuff the blonde, you twit
snuff the blonde, you twit...snuff the blonde, you twit
i feel heartache...i've no joy
cause she's a girl...and you're my boy
make it all better...rake and slice
all you're gonna need...is your mom's advice
collect her clothes...and her other junk
cram it all inside...of her trunk
then ditch it and flee...and relieve my funk...sonny
snuff the blonde, you twit...snuff the blonde, you twit
snuff the blonde, you twit...snuff the blonde, you twit
do it...do do...do do...do...do
do it...do do...do do...do...do
do it...do do...do do...do...do
do it now...do it now
though i'm now dismembered, i'm talking to you
concentrate on...what i say
stab that lady...i want you to slay
my temper rose...cause you fell in love
i won't compromise...on this stuff
cause this just cant be...i'm the one you love...sonny
snuff the blonde, you twit...snuff the blonde, you twit
snuff the blonde, you twit...snuff the blonde, you twit
makes me angry...makes me mad
you've been lying...you're a good boy gone bad
there's a girl...real sexy, too
and she needs slaying...its something you'll do
she drops her clothes...in the shower, scrubs
then in you fly...towards the tub
she knows she can't flee...so don't you dare flub...sonny
snuff the blonde, you twit...snuff the blonde, you twit
snuff the blonde, you twit...snuff the blonde, you twit
do it...do do...do do...do...do
do it...do do...do do...do...do
do it...do do...do do...do...do
do it now...do it now
snuff the blonde, you twit...snuff the blonde, you twit
snuff the blonde, you twit...snuff the blonde, you twit
i feel heartache...i've no joy
cause she's a girl...and you're my boy
make it all better...rake and slice
all you're gonna need...is your mom's advice
collect her clothes...and her other junk
cram it all inside...of her trunk
then ditch it and flee...and relieve my funk...sonny
snuff the blonde, you twit...snuff the blonde, you twit
snuff the blonde, you twit...snuff the blonde, you twit
do it...do do...do do...do...do
do it...do do...do do...do...do
do it...do do...do do...do...do
do it now...do it now
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Laughed all the way up the stairs... ;)
Went off without a Hitch'!
And behind curtain number five...
And behind curtain number five...
Alvin - it is so the Oedipus Complex reversed. Glad to see another Psycho horridy from ya. You know I can't let this slide long before I belt out another Bater. This is a new spin on the old yarn - we actually get to hear the voice in old sick Norm's head. Well done. That's something that was never in the movie. Excellent word play - LOL "relieve my funk"
Always like the Psycho songs. I guess not everybody does. I see you got 1 bombed just as did I on my Psycho song posted today (You Are Me). Oh well.
Loved it! I always hated the second-to-last scene with the psychiarist at the end trying to explain who was who in Norman's mind. Who was in control. Who was the real killer. It was all too cut and dried and clinical, and I'm not sure why Hitchcock felt a need to explain it in psychiatric terms. I'm still mixed on the subject, and after all, it was "Mother" who blamed "Norman' for doing it and said he was always a "bad boy." Oh, well. It's still one of my favorite films of all time and I enjoy your parodies. 555
Alvin, this is a sick, sick parody...and I mean that in a good way. Fivers.
Proving once again, that mama always knows best...good job, alvin
Darn it! Misread the title on home page as "Sniff the blonde...." I guess my mind, like Obama's bowling ball, is always in the gutter, but that would be a heck of a good follow-up!
thanks fiddlegirl...lol...thanks TJC...thanks guy...i'd love to see another bater from ya...thanks timmy..oh well...thanks meta...i agree...the end was a little over explanatory...thanks blackjack...thanks AFW...indeed...thanks TT...you indeed are a sick turtle
Sir Alvin, loved the "Rake & Slice " ! Oh Mighty Duke 0Rake & Dice ! !
thanks DLV
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