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Song Parodies -> "Learn to Love the Sith"

Original Song Title:

"Love the One You're With"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stephen Stills

Parody Song Title:

"Learn to Love the Sith"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

If you're dark and complex
Have a secret lover of another sex
Dedication dissipates
Master Yoda don't appreciate

Well there's a force beckons you to turn
And the Jedi life you will spurn
And if the good way is too hard to learn
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith

Use your anger, get real mad
Cause you're feeling, like you may have been had
Emperor can feel it, too
Be his apprentice, he'll Vader-ize you

Well there's a fire where your powers burn
Key to life and death you will earn
And if the good way is too hard to learn, Anni
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith

Doo doo doo doo doo doo do-do
Doo doo doo doo doo doo do-do
Doo doo doo doo doo doo do-do
Do-do-do, do-do-do

[SOLO]

Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith

Kill the Jedi, old and young
You're a Darth, he's Obi-wan
Cross your lightsabers, slice 'n' dice
Just don't end up, like a vat of fries

Well there's a path that will lead astern
And the darker side will return
And if the good way is too hard to learn, Anni
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith

Doo doo doo doo doo doo do-do
Doo doo doo doo doo doo do-do
Doo doo doo doo doo doo do-do
Do-do-do, do-do-do

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Rob Arndt - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
I see you've embraced the dark side of the farce! 555!!!
wildcard - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
good good
Porfle Popnecker - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks!

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