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Song Parodies -> "Your Gold Teeth"
Original Song Title:
"Showbiz Kids"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Steely Dan
Parody Song Title:
"Your Gold Teeth"
Parody Written by:
Yoidy
The Lyrics
While the nitrous oxide's seepin
In your brain under lights
While the drool tube is suckin
Gold teeth dance and twist all night
It's past closing time
In the dentist's chair
I detect your burnt el gummos
Your gold teeth laughing and chattering without care
Well I've spat down the dental whirl
Felt their scraping and drilling tools
And in all my hollerin'
Stuffed with all that cotton
I've found them to be cruel
(Spitting out payments
On pavements
Spitting out pavement)
Your doc's got a house on the corner
With bear rugs on the lawn
Shark jaws on the mantel
Monkey heads in the john
He's got your stubborn wisdoms
Your wicked canines
And for the plaque de gras
Your gold teeth, dear
(Spitting out pavement
For payment
Spitting out payments)
Your gold teeth
Makin' x-rays of themselves
You know, they don't give a f**k
Half your trap's on someone's shelf
(They're mouthrageous!)
Well, I've seen the Tasmanian Zoo
And your dentist must be the devil there, too
'Coz when all the beasts smile, there's just blackness and bile
While fang necklaces sell for 5.82
(That's outrageous!
Make 'em 2.82!)
In your brain under lights
While the drool tube is suckin
Gold teeth dance and twist all night
It's past closing time
In the dentist's chair
I detect your burnt el gummos
Your gold teeth laughing and chattering without care
Well I've spat down the dental whirl
Felt their scraping and drilling tools
And in all my hollerin'
Stuffed with all that cotton
I've found them to be cruel
(Spitting out payments
On pavements
Spitting out pavement)
Your doc's got a house on the corner
With bear rugs on the lawn
Shark jaws on the mantel
Monkey heads in the john
He's got your stubborn wisdoms
Your wicked canines
And for the plaque de gras
Your gold teeth, dear
(Spitting out pavement
For payment
Spitting out payments)
Your gold teeth
Makin' x-rays of themselves
You know, they don't give a f**k
Half your trap's on someone's shelf
(They're mouthrageous!)
Well, I've seen the Tasmanian Zoo
And your dentist must be the devil there, too
'Coz when all the beasts smile, there's just blackness and bile
While fang necklaces sell for 5.82
(That's outrageous!
Make 'em 2.82!)
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Excuse me, but whoever edited this should've left "bentist" (which comes after the Tasmanian Zoo reference) alone. That was an intentional spelling meant as a joke! I guess I should've written a note saying so. Is it too late to switch it back?
wonderfully weird
Good job, but there is a little SD irony with this parody. SD had two original songs with Your Gold Teeth: Your Gold Teeth on Countdown to Ecstacy and Your Gold Teeth 2 on Katy Lied
Love the OS and I suspect you are the first to parody it, and parody it well you did! :-)
I'm a Steely Dan fan, and I'm well aware of the irony! Thanks for reading Al, Tim, Meriadoc!
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