-> "Nicky Can't Lose His Lumber"
Original Song Title:
"Rikki Don't Lose That Number"
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Parody Song Title:
"Nicky Can't Lose His Lumber"
The Lyrics
You took Levitra yesterday
Wanted a little wild time, you had some fun
I guess you kind of scared yourself, it won't go down
No, now it just won't change from hard
Nicky can't lose his lumber
You don't wanna ball nobody else
Get it off in the bedroom by yourself
Nicky can't lose that lumber
It's the only bone you own
If you lose it, you might feel better
You could leave home
You tried to bend it down, it looks inflamed
Maybe you can tie it off, oh so slow
It won't stay inside your pants now, see it grow
If only it would change from hard
Nicky can't lose his lumber
You're too shy to call nobody else
But it's not getting better by itself
Nicky can't lose that lumber
It's the only bone you own
If you lose it, you might feel better
You could leave home
You tell yourself it's so unkind
This thing is gonna blow your mind
You're wishing it would change from hard
Nicky can't lose his lumber
You're too shy to call nobody else
Bend it off, it'll let up by itself
Nicky can't lose that lumber
It's the only bone you own
If you lose it you might feel better
You could leave home
Nicky can't lose his lumber
(Nicky can't lose his lumber)
Nicky can't lose his lumber
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