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Song Parodies -> "Effing (No Swearing At All)"
Original Song Title:
"F.M. (No Static At All)"
Original Performer:
Steely Dan
Parody Song Title:
"Effing (No Swearing At All)"
Parody Written by:
Henry Moon
The Lyrics
Mind the expletives Mamma, don't moan or whine
Tone down your F- and C-words, it's potty time
The girls all seem to care what's said
So spare us the peckerhead
Turning air blue with cursing
Goes down like a balloon of lead
Cut out goddamns and mothers, use S.O.B.s
Keep all the imprecations from my Louise
The girls don't read the Daily News
Too scared of the pees and queues
no swearing at all (no swearing at all)
Effing... no swearing at all
Play her some fu*ked up music like Eminem
Feed her powdered Deludin, while you blaspheme
The girls won't put R movies on
So save your shit for the john
no swearing at all (no swearing at all)
Effing... no swearing at all
Tone down your F- and C-words, it's potty time
The girls all seem to care what's said
So spare us the peckerhead
Turning air blue with cursing
Goes down like a balloon of lead
Cut out goddamns and mothers, use S.O.B.s
Keep all the imprecations from my Louise
The girls don't read the Daily News
Too scared of the pees and queues
no swearing at all (no swearing at all)
Effing... no swearing at all
Play her some fu*ked up music like Eminem
Feed her powdered Deludin, while you blaspheme
The girls won't put R movies on
So save your shit for the john
no swearing at all (no swearing at all)
Effing... no swearing at all
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Excellent! I've always liked that song....but this is the first parody i've ever heard of it....and it's a good'un!
clever one...5s
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