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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer"
Original Song Title:
"Rikki, Don't Lose That Number"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Steely Dan
Parody Song Title:
"Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
He heard you laughing, it's ok
He hears it now all the time "his nose is red"
I know you tried to catch yourself, it's all been said
But when it comes to Santa's sleigh
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Santa just won't use nobody else
And he gets treated better than the elves
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
He will always guide the sleigh
And he's bartered in foggy weather
For double pay
When Santa comes to town, they don't play games
They can get get frostbite out in the snow
Wish they'd stayed inside without reins, but they go
And get hooked up to Santa's sleigh
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Santa just won't use nobody else
And he gets treated better than the elves
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
He will always guide the sleigh
And he's bartered in foggy weather
For double pay
You ask an elf you're sure to find
To Rudolph they have to be kind
Cause when it comes to Santa's sleigh
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Santa just won't use nobody else
And he gets treated better than the elves
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
He will always guide the sleigh
And he's bartered in foggy weather
For double pay
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
He hears it now all the time "his nose is red"
I know you tried to catch yourself, it's all been said
But when it comes to Santa's sleigh
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Santa just won't use nobody else
And he gets treated better than the elves
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
He will always guide the sleigh
And he's bartered in foggy weather
For double pay
When Santa comes to town, they don't play games
They can get get frostbite out in the snow
Wish they'd stayed inside without reins, but they go
And get hooked up to Santa's sleigh
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Santa just won't use nobody else
And he gets treated better than the elves
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
He will always guide the sleigh
And he's bartered in foggy weather
For double pay
You ask an elf you're sure to find
To Rudolph they have to be kind
Cause when it comes to Santa's sleigh
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Santa just won't use nobody else
And he gets treated better than the elves
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
He will always guide the sleigh
And he's bartered in foggy weather
For double pay
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
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The choice of lyric and music was surprising and brilliant. From one song blender to another--great job! 555s!
Clever! 555
Another good one. 555
i can't understand how anyone could give you less than fives for this ...this is brilliant
Appreciate the support, but please refrain from cussing in response. :-(
The deer shall rein again!
Clever topic/OS blend, good pacing and plays on the old lyrics. Any vote less than straight 5's would be an insult to your work...
Clever!
Nice idea, fairly well executed.
Very good indeed!
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