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Song Parodies -> "Hill'ry Dont Lose That Patsy"

Original Song Title:

"Ricky Dont Lose That Number"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Hill'ry Dont Lose That Patsy"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

Finishing my retrospective of Benghazi is this comment on Hillary Clinton throwing the blame on the Benghazi fiasco on a Coptic (Egyptian Christian) filmaker named Nakoula Basely Nakoula, whose anti Islamic film released in the US somehow motivated some jihadist rioters to kill the US ambassador to Libya
We know youre deceiving, that's OK
Dint know your little stonewall had just begun
I guess you must have shamed yourself
You guard The One
But if you need a game restart ..

Hillie dont lose that Patsy
You dont need to blame nobody else
Send him off to a prison for a spell
Hillie dont lose that Patsy
He's the only one you want
You might drag him right off in fetters
When he gets home

I have a friend in town, he lost a son
You might go jive him about videos
You might send Rice to play games
I dont know
But if you want a game restart

Hillie dont lose that patsy
You dont want to try nobody else
Send him off in fetters for a spell
Hillie dont lose that scapegoat
He's the only one you want
Might abuse him and you'll feel better
When he gets home

You say "What difference does it make"
But you dont even know the stakes
And you could have a game restart ..

Hillie dont lose that patsy
You dont want to use nobody else
Send him off in fetters for a spell
Hillie dont lose that patsy
He's the only one you'll need
You'll frog march him and you'll feel better
When he gets home
Hill'ry dont lose that patsy

(In order to completely purge this "Steely Dan Protests Benghazi" earworm out of my brain*, I must finish with this take on "Josie" which concerns the theatrical midnight raid on this Nakoula Basseley Nakoula's home by the FBI)

Were gonna break out our fascist booters
When Basseley comes home
Were gonna jack up that punk Nakoula
When Basseley comes home tonight
Were gonna park up the street
Throw on the cuffs and take him
Slap on the cuffs till the Hil says when
Trump up a charge and fake it
When Basseley comes home

When Basseley comes home .. so good
He's the talk of the neighborhood
He's the soft mark, the fall guy
He's played like a fiddle
For the Dems big lie

Hill, can you use a scapegoat
She'll never say no .. (NO!)
Hide him with beat up trench coat
Well roust him from his house tonight
We're gonna light up the street
Strike at the stroke of midnight
Make him frog march till the Hil says when
Toss him in jail by daylight
When Bassely comes home

When Basseley comes home, too bad
Lost all rights that he ever had
He's the big chump, the fall guy
They preyed on this Coptic
To make their story fly





Actually, these parodies occurred to me in 2014, but I held off posting them, just to keep the peace, as there was a serious infestation of trolls plagueing the site at the time

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Howie Feltersnatch - September 27, 2022 - Report this comment
Terrible.
Pristeen Kleen - September 27, 2022 - Report this comment
Don't quit your day job buddy.
CML - September 30, 2022 - Report this comment
Sorry, Ive already done that. And now that the kiddies have flown the coop, and what with my SS check every month I'll have that much more time to focus on my parody work
Rosie Palmer - September 30, 2022 - Report this comment
How you been, Howie .. I hear you've hanging around with those Slav pervs, Anton Jekhov and Ikhon Sakharov again
Judge Learned Hand - July 17, 2024 - Report this comment
Howie Feltersnatch .. Took me two years, but I finally got it. Hey Howie, I hear you went to a farm to choke chickens with your childhood friend Johnny Pullet .. and his brothers Tug and Dick

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