You want to recline and watch television
Use the remote
I know it is comfortable but it looks
Like a big boat
So comfortable that you don't want to get out
You do the math
But why does it have to be clad in Naughahyde
It makes me laugh

CHORUS:
Will you still have a chair to sit
When the La-z-boy pops
a spring and falls apart today
Will you want to be sitting
On a beanbag anyway

You think that recliner is stylish and hip
But it is not
It is because your olfactory senses
Have gone to pot
I guess you don't know that your
Olfactory
Senses are gone
You think Father Time will stand still
'Cause you say so
But life goes on

CHORUS:
Will you still have a chair to sit
When the La-z-boy pops
a spring and falls apart today
Will you want to be sitting
On a beanbag anyway

(instrumental interlude)

I guess you don't know that your
Olfactory
Senses are gone
You think Father Time will stand still
'Cause you say so
But life goes on

CHORUS
Will you still have a chair to sit
When the La-z-boy pops
a spring and falls apart today
Will you want to be sitting
On a beanbag anyway