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Song Parodies -> "Another 24"
Original Song Title:
"Do It Again"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Steely Dan
Parody Song Title:
"Another 24"
Parody Written by:
Porkbeard
The Lyrics
This past weekend, when I saw that FOX was going to air another season of 24, I thought about what Jack Bauer could be getting himself into now. The following takes place between 9:00am and 10:00am (naptime).
In the morning he goes searchin’
For the man who stole his dentures
Broke a promise to his surgeon
He would end all his adventures
Like “Stand By Me” when he’s a greaser
And he chased Jerry O’Connell
But this Sutherland’s less Kiefer
And a little more like Donald
Yeah, he goes back… Jack… Bauer again
Another 24
He goes back… Jack… Bauer again
What he’s doing in FLA
He can no longer remember
Used to be in the CIA
Now an AARP member
Thinks the theft was by bin Laden
But no terrorist did borrow
His false teeth were just forgotten
They’ll be in the trash tomorrow
Yeah, he goes back… Jack… Bauer again
Another 24
He goes back… Jack… Bauer again
Well he swears that they’ll regret this
And a new set, he won’t buy it
Should he go back to the dentist
Or go on a liquid diet?
This spy stuff, it ain’t for rookies
You should know what you must do then
If you want your milk and cookies
You must be able to chew them
Yeah, he goes back… Jack… Bauer again
Another 24
He goes back… Jack… Bauer again
For the man who stole his dentures
Broke a promise to his surgeon
He would end all his adventures
Like “Stand By Me” when he’s a greaser
And he chased Jerry O’Connell
But this Sutherland’s less Kiefer
And a little more like Donald
Yeah, he goes back… Jack… Bauer again
Another 24
He goes back… Jack… Bauer again
What he’s doing in FLA
He can no longer remember
Used to be in the CIA
Now an AARP member
Thinks the theft was by bin Laden
But no terrorist did borrow
His false teeth were just forgotten
They’ll be in the trash tomorrow
Yeah, he goes back… Jack… Bauer again
Another 24
He goes back… Jack… Bauer again
Well he swears that they’ll regret this
And a new set, he won’t buy it
Should he go back to the dentist
Or go on a liquid diet?
This spy stuff, it ain’t for rookies
You should know what you must do then
If you want your milk and cookies
You must be able to chew them
Yeah, he goes back… Jack… Bauer again
Another 24
He goes back… Jack… Bauer again
Copyright 2008
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Very clever idea, Porky. You stretch the rhymes a little with greaser/Kiefer and O'Connell/Donald, but not enough to lose points.
24 = three 5s
Clever concept. Nice job.
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