Way back when, in '37,
You were quite handy,
With gams and thighs.
Your meds are costin',
You too much billing.
Don't drive no cars well,
The same rules don't apply.

Hey ninety,
Don't take a chance with bladder. (don't take chance)
Depends® will block it all.
Rare steaks kiss them gone,
They don't slide on down.

Hey ninety,
Urethra function.
You can't remember to squeeze your poll.
Hard lines you're callin',
Your care provider.
You act some spacey,
And now you're growin' mold.

Hey ninety,
Decree chants, rants and blather, (rants and blather)
But it's just talk, that's all.
Cheese breaks are strong,
When they ride on down.

(Instrumental Interlude)

(Gum your food) (Gait's a little slower now)

Can't hear what's told,
Unkind and grumblin',
You're quite the humble-full thing. (say it again)

Austere and old,
Maligned and rumble-in',
Impolite, a thunder-full being.

Your rear grows mold,
Your whines redunderin',
You can't bite when gums are your teeth.

As he rants and blathers,
But it's just talk, that's all.

(Instrumental Conclude)