Virus guard,
Failed to safeguard you're PC.
Now they're gettin' to your money,
And your bank is chargin' fee-ee-ees.
Now your creditors start shovin',
They're about to shut you down.
It's a crime, they stole your fundin',
So call me, I'll come around.

I've got tools to do your nerdy work,
Oh yeah.
I will deal upon these dirty jerks,
For sure.
I'm well schooled to do this sturdy work,
Oh yeah.

Fightin' scandal,
Put it lock down on your core.
I will have them by their curlies,
I will ID them for sure.
As the master soon will corner,
These media-evil lames.
Make impairable their bubble,
I will soon ca-ché their na-a-a-mes.

Oh such fools who do this dirty work,
Oh yeah.
I'm so cool I wear a nerdy shirt,
Hard-core.
Chill these fools, I'll do your nerdy work,
Oh yeah.

(Sax Dominated Short Instrumental Break)

Break the rules, I'll bust you dirty jerks,
Oh yeah.
I so wanna do your nerdy work,
For sure.
Money fuels me do this nerdy work,
Oh yeah.

For a fee I'll do your nerdy work,
Oh yeah.
I will out-fool all these dirty jerks,
Oh yeah.

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