Your everlasting pony keg you see it's draining fast
So you fill it up with Heineken so we can have a blast
Well we wouldn't drink so much that we'll start puking in our hands
But by the time we're all finished we will barely stand

Are you gettin' us some beers
Are you buyin' another dime
Are you partyin' with your peers
Have you had an awesome time
Are you gettin' us some beers
Are you buyin' another dime
Are you partyin' with your peers
Have you had an awesome time

You've been tellin' me you're a stoner since you were seventeen
But I've smoked so much in my life, that I don't know what you mean
We will scarf down all our munchies like we had already planned
By the time we're all finished we will barely stand

Are you gettin' us some beers
Are you buyin' another dime
Are you partyin' with your peers
Have you had an awesome time
Are you gettin' us some beers
Are you buyin' another dime
Are you partyin' with your peers
Have you had an awesome time

(Guitar solo)

We have had a lot of 5-0's, so we've done a lot of time
That one night in the slammer is still etched upon my mind
But we'll drink and smoke even if it means hassles with "the man"
Cause by the time the night is over we will barely stand

Are you gettin' us some beers
Are you buyin' another dime
Are you partyin' with your peers
Have you had an awesome time
Are you gettin' us some beers
Are you buyin' another dime
Are you partyin' with your peers
Have you had an awesome time

(Guitar solo)