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Song Parodies -> "Stuck in the mud of Ukraine"

Original Song Title:

"Stuck In The Middle With You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stealers Wheel

Parody Song Title:

"Stuck in the mud of Ukraine"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Not the most varied parody I've written, even on this subject, but the title swap idea was to good to drop.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
When the Ruskies cross a border to fight
They take to stealing every loose thing in sight
They don't care as long's they are on a tear
They'll keep plundering everything they can bear

Kick them out rectally!
Smoke them in the night!
When they are stuck in the mud of Ukraine

Yes, they are stuck in the mud of Ukraine
And they're targets sitting in that terrain
It's not hard to fly a drone and give chase
Dropping mortars, see them all get erased

Kick them out rectally!
Smoke them in the night!
As they are stuck in the mud of Ukraine

Ruskie grunts are good-for-nothing
Except loud and drunken violence
In their ranks there's lots of brawling
Stabbing in the back and geh

Dying is the constant in all
And the whole World hopes that Putin's to fall
We should pray for the collapse of his corps
Cause if not one day they will knock on your door

Kick them out rectally!
Smoke them in the night!
When they are stuck in the mud of Ukraine

Ruskie grunts are good-for-nothing
Except loud and drunken violence
In their ranks there's lots of brawling
Stabbing in the back and geh

When the Ruskies cross a border at night
They take to murder all civilians in sight
They don't care as long's there're children to kill
They'll keep breaking rules of war at their will

Kick them out rectally!
Smoke them in the night!
As they are stuck in the mud of Ukraine
Yes, they are stuck in the mud of Ukraine
Stuck in the mud of Ukraine
Blow them up, stuck in the mud of Ukraine!

© Peter Andersson.

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Peregrin - August 16, 2022 - Report this comment
Hi Peter. Stopped by and had a look at this one, hard to disagree. Particularly liked the poignance of "Dying is the constant in all". Amen to that.

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