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Song Parodies -> "Stuck In A Riddle"

Original Song Title:

"Stuck in the Middle with You"

Original Performer:

Stealers Wheel

Parody Song Title:

"Stuck In A Riddle"

Parody Written by:

Purple Dress

The Lyrics

Well I don't know why they came here tonight
I got a feeling that it's not delight
Kind of scared but I wont fall off my chair
And I'm wondering as I look out and stare
Mouths open up I see, fists shaking I sight
Here I am, stay in but shopping must do

Yes I'd stay in but shopping must do
And I am hoping I can just get it through
I go out and geeze they are all in my face
Missing control, they from some planet in space?
Blue to the left of me, red hats to the right
Here I am, forced to wear one of the two
Well I wanted simply nothing
And your dress will need a red hat mam
Then the blues, they all come runnin
Pat me on the back and say
the e e e e e ese, the e e e e e ese

Well I don't know why they came here tonight
From this city and some others from flight
I don't care if they did not like my hair
And I'm wondering what's the deal with their wear
Blue to the left of me
Red hats to the right, In I am
So glad I'm in and now through
Yes I'm, so glad I'm in and now through
In I am, so glad I'm in now and through

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Purple Dress - September 30, 2020 - Report this comment
I thought that was weird, now the moon has turned red
Lunar Eclipse Chaser - October 21, 2020 - Report this comment
We had a lunar eclipse last year, on MLK Day. A meteor slammed on the moon too while it was red. Don't feel bad about wearing your hair purple, express yourself! It's the American way, no matter what Spanky Donnie Dirtbag says.
CML - October 21, 2020 - Report this comment
So glad you decided to stay. You think there is no author here worth studying. Oh, but there is. There is one you can definitely learn from. Her name is Arwen, and she is unquestionably the best female song parodist ever. Find her on the Author Page at 2.40 Malcoms (240 submissions; about 50th on the list) Her style wasn't overly elaborate, so you can learn a lot from her

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