Well, you can have all those furniture stores
From high-end to bargain basement galore
Fancy brands like Lazy-Boy and Broyhill
Their okay but they don’t give me that thrill

Cars to the left of me, a curb to the right
Just love a, couch on the side of the road

Yes, a couch on the side of the road
A hidden treasure that has been tossed out for old
A second life is that sofa’s only wish
To find a good home on Ebay or Craigslist

Cars to the left of me, a curb to the right
Just love a, couch on the side of the road

Well, you might think I’m crazy
And your probably look strange at me
But an old couch is good as new
All they need is a shot of
Febreze, Febreze

Don’t tell me you never passed by
A discarded couch there on the roadside
In your college years you wouldn’t think twice
Your friends would have a place to crash the night

Cars to the left of me, a curb to the right
Just love a, couch on the side of the road

Well, you might think I’m crazy
And your probably look strange at me
But an old couch is good as new
All they need is a shot of
Febreze, Febreze

Well, if you want to you can pay retail
Then add delivery charges as well
But me, I do my shopping when I cruise
So many choices, it’s free, I can’t lose

Cars to the left of me, a curb to the right
Just love a, couch on the side of the road
Yes I love a, couch on the side of the road
Couch on the side of he road
Just love a, couch on the side of the road