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Song Parodies -> "Stuck on the Middleton View"
Original Song Title:
"Stuck in the Middle with You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Stealers Wheel
Parody Song Title:
"Stuck on the Middleton View"
Parody Written by:
Dan Creeden
The Lyrics
The real reason why Prince William is marrying Kate Middleton....
Well it's about time that I found a wife
Who can keep up with this Prince of Wales life
I could pick anyone in this whole world
To be the future Queen and my best girl
Blondes to the left of me
Red heads to my right, but I am
Stuck on that Middleton View
Yes I, Stuck on that Middleton View
Cause of Kate and that dress I can see through
Could not contain the feelings deep in me
As she strutted the stage in her BVD's
Blondes to the left of me, Red Heads to the right
But I am, Stuck on that Middleton View
When I was young I had a fear
I would look like my Dad with Big Ears
But by luck, I look more my Mum
And the girls came out to say
Please...Please...
People say it's a case of true love
But it's our economy I'm thinking of
To offset the British Debt that does mount
I will get my In-Laws Party Supply Discount
Blondes to the left of me, Red Heads to the right
But I am, Stuck on that Middleton View
When I was young I had a fear
I would look like my Dad with Big Ears
But by luck, I look more my Mum
And the girls came out to say
Please...Please...
As the World tunes in this Friday morning
I hope that Kate will wear my favorite thing
A first in Westminster Abbey oh yes
A white designer wedding see through dress
Blondes to the left of me, Red Heads to the right
But I am, Stuck on that Middleton View
Yes I am, Stuck on that Middleton View
Stuck on that Middleton View
Who can keep up with this Prince of Wales life
I could pick anyone in this whole world
To be the future Queen and my best girl
Blondes to the left of me
Red heads to my right, but I am
Stuck on that Middleton View
Yes I, Stuck on that Middleton View
Cause of Kate and that dress I can see through
Could not contain the feelings deep in me
As she strutted the stage in her BVD's
Blondes to the left of me, Red Heads to the right
But I am, Stuck on that Middleton View
When I was young I had a fear
I would look like my Dad with Big Ears
But by luck, I look more my Mum
And the girls came out to say
Please...Please...
People say it's a case of true love
But it's our economy I'm thinking of
To offset the British Debt that does mount
I will get my In-Laws Party Supply Discount
Blondes to the left of me, Red Heads to the right
But I am, Stuck on that Middleton View
When I was young I had a fear
I would look like my Dad with Big Ears
But by luck, I look more my Mum
And the girls came out to say
Please...Please...
As the World tunes in this Friday morning
I hope that Kate will wear my favorite thing
A first in Westminster Abbey oh yes
A white designer wedding see through dress
Blondes to the left of me, Red Heads to the right
But I am, Stuck on that Middleton View
Yes I am, Stuck on that Middleton View
Stuck on that Middleton View
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I thought this was going to be about, as one person put it, how "The royal wedding ate the world." It's one thing if William is "stuck on the Middleton view," but that doesn't mean all of us should be!
O absolutely LOVE Kate Middleton... uh... soon to be Princess Catherine!!! Brilliant!!! Three 5s.
Nice take on the royal nuptials, and great vehicle for the parody.
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