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Song Parodies -> "Stuck To Our Middles With Glue"
Original Song Title:
"Stuck In The Middle With You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Stealers Wheel
Parody Song Title:
"Stuck To Our Middles With Glue"
Parody Written by:
Mark Scotti
The Lyrics
A sticky situation arises...
Well I'm sorry how we got in this plight
I knew that something didn't feel quite right
Our passion's rare, it came on like a dare
I got excited and the gel was not there
Tubes on the left of me!
My sight not quite right,
So we stay, stuck to our middles with glue
Yes we're, stuck to our middles with glue
How many times can I joke "How Do You Do?"
Please try hard to keep from biting my face
Has got to be our most lengthy embrace
Tubes on the left of me!
My sight not quite right,
So we stay, stuck to our middles with glue
I had started feeling clinging,
I thought your gym visits paid off, man!
ooooo-ow-eeee
ooooo-ow-eeee
And then your passion stopped churning,
Smacked me and yelled real loud we've
Seized . . .
Seized . . .
Striving to make the best of it all
Before the kids get home from the mall
At least they would not catch us on all fours
They will say mom and dad are hardcore
Tubes on the left of me!
My sight not quite right
So we stay, stuck to our middles with glue
Yes we're, stuck to our middles with glue....
Yes we're, stuck to our middles with glue....
Yes we're, stuck to our middles with glue....
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A sticky situation indeed.
Great "feel good" song, well done Elmer!
A sticky thanks to John & Jim!!!
Your, er, sappy (heh!) humor... the stuff that binds us together...
Thanks, TJ!!!!!
this would make a good video
Thanks, Alvin!
Billy Connolly would be pleased.
Thanks, AF!
"I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say in your song bounces up and sticks to you." I feel really glued to your parody. I echo John Barry and TJC's comments. A sticky situation! 555.
Thanks, Christie!
Good one - I was trying to finish a version of this for ages but gave up on it. It was going to be about DIY bodge ups - Tools to the left of me, solvents to the right, here I am stuck in a puddle of glue. Do you ever get ones where you just can't finish it no matter how many times you look at it?
Yes, I have, and that sounded like a great one!!! Thanks, Andy.
There once was a couple named Kelly
Who went around belly-to-belly
Because, in their haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly
Who went around belly-to-belly
Because, in their haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly
Thanks, Old Limerick, and that is exactly what inspired me to write this!!!
i suspected as much.... good job with it! stick these fives...
This couple stick together like Glue, they're inseperable, they're stuck on each other and so on good parody scotti surprised I missed this one
Thanks, Gari. Glad ya "stuck" with it!!!
And *now* you know who OL was, right? :D
Very perceptive of you to remember that Limerick! Thanks!!!
Very funny scenario, and an excellent job of writing.
Once again, i'm 'sticking" with my thanks to you, PP!!
>You made a funny concept then stuck to it! Nice progression of explaining what happened, referencing the realization, then moving the story forward with the kids. >Favorite line: we've seized
Just think how that scene in Reservoir Dogs would have played differently had these lyrics been used!
Just think how that scene in Reservoir Dogs would have played differently had these lyrics been used!
Thanks, Brightcap. And to Agri...I'm all EARS...LOL!
Yeah, I can't hear this song without thinking about that scene from Reservoir Dogs. Maybe you could have used a knife to cut yourselves apart.
Reminds me of that old monster movie, "The Beast With Two Backs."
'plastic surgeries" ofr thanks to matthias and porfle.
(ABC) Well, that's one way to get a free waxing. And I'm sure somewhere online there's a website devoted to this sort of thing. Anyway, this was a cute little parody, very silly and enjoyable. Pity I haven't seen Reservoir Dogs, or I might've got what everyone's talking about. 555!
Haha I love the title sub and you nailed the imagery pretty darn well. Nice work!
(ABC) Just the mental images this gave me made me LOL! Awesome!
I was seized with laughter at this one!
"Lossening up" for spme thanks to bobpie, Abbott, Blayde & Meri!
Not only amusing and hilarious, but also funny. Sidesplitting humor, though that might have caused more damage.
"Splitting" my thanks to you, lifeliver
Reading back on these,,,To Bobpie, You've GOT to rent Reservoir Dogs. After watching the "torture" scene with Michael Madson, you will get "chills" every time you "HEAR" (hint..hint..) this song!
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