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Song Parodies -> "Afternoon Delight"

Original Song Title:

"Afternoon Delight"

Original Performer:

Starland Vocal Band

Parody Song Title:

"Afternoon Delight"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

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Got a mighty craving that I just can't fight
Gonna buy some afternoon delight
I really think it's great in these modern times
That you can find whatever that you want online

When money's in your pocket then you know you've got the way
And you know it's worth whatever price they say you gotta pay

Thinkin' of it's workin' up my appetite
Lookin' forward to a little afternoon delight
There's no way that I can fight it when desire strikes
And the thought of getting some is getting so exciting

Cheeseburger and fries
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Started out this morning chewing on puffed rice
And so I knew this afternoon I'd need a bigger bite
Now I'm heading for a drive-thru and I think I might
Keep eating 'til my super stretchy pants are tight

Cheeseburger and fries
Make it supersize
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Seize every chance to In 'n Out or Clown around
Please, I hope there's something larger than a quarter pound

Takes a lot to satisfy my appetite
But I balance out the burgers with a diet Sprite
See the combos on the menu, I want one through five
And I'm gonna take a dive into a bag of sliders

Cheeseburger and fries
Nuggets on the side
Afternoon delight
And a cherry pie
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

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Patrick - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Liked the line about balancing the calories with a diet Sprite. I see that a lot, actually. At first I wondered what other sort of "delights" you might be able to buy online.
John Barry - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
A tasty take-off.
AFW - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
I sense the double and much alike
Alpha Skua - April 07, 2021 - Report this comment
Delight is what you need when it gets dark outside and the monsters are waiting

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