Why's my underwear gripping me so tight
Gotta fit this pair of tightie whites
The Lotto's always played "When the time is right"
I'm getting in a scuffle, getting in a fight

Well, it sucks because I'm working in the time of day
And knowing bears are gonna hibernate until it's May

After working all day, I'll be home tonight
Lookin' forward to a little television light
Watchin' guys and gals together till the sparks ignite
And the thought of stalking 'her' is getting so exciting

Bombers are in flight
Nuking things at night
Nuking throughout the night
Nuking throughout the night

Excercised this morning, riding on my bike
I saw this lonely woman sitting on a bench
I was watching more Mentos commercials all night
I visited some stores and bought some more tonight

Astronauts in flight
Flying weather kites
Flying some weather kites
Flying some weather kites

(Break)

I'm waiting for you, doggy, you crapped on my lawn
When you do, I'll put you in the pound or far underground

After working all day, I'll be home tonight
Lookin' forward to a little television light
Watchin' guys and gals together till the sparks ignite
And the thought of stalking 'her' is getting so exciting

Night vision for sight
I'm peeping tonight
I'm, I'm spying tonight
I'm, I'm spying tonight

I'm, I'm spying tonight

(a madrigal fugue)

I'm peeping tonight