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Song Parodies -> "Semite 2 Semite"
Original Song Title:
"Afternoon Delight"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Starland Vocal Band
Parody Song Title:
"Semite 2 Semite"
Parody Written by:
eel deal
The Lyrics
Jew & Arab babies are both Semites
Harm to either should be no delight
Everyone’s motto should be that’s not right
Neither should be suffering day or night
Both Jews & Arabs are Semitic, it is clear as day
The 2 are monotheistic, to the 1 God each does pray
Hate for either is to be anti-Semite
War between them is the nastiest family fight
Sticks & stones break bones but missiles harm with much more might
And the sight of one exploding causes awful fright
Hamas rockets in flight
Heading for Israelites
Ha, Semite to Semite
Semite to Semite
Hatred in the Middle East is at quite a height
It would be nice if those people could be more polite
So long for peace they’ve been waiting
Because they can’t stop the hating
They just can’t seem to stop the fight
Hebrew rockets in flight
Heading for Canaanites
Ha, Semite to Semite
Semite to Semite
So many deaths of babies when those missiles pound
Even watching on TV, it’s such a scary sound
Hate for either is to be anti-Semite
War between them is the nastiest family fight
Sticks & stones break bones but missiles harm with much more might
And the sight of one exploding causes awful fright
Semite rockets in flight
Heading for Semites
Ha, Semite to Semite
Semite to Semite
Semite to Semite!
Harm to either should be no delight
Everyone’s motto should be that’s not right
Neither should be suffering day or night
Both Jews & Arabs are Semitic, it is clear as day
The 2 are monotheistic, to the 1 God each does pray
Hate for either is to be anti-Semite
War between them is the nastiest family fight
Sticks & stones break bones but missiles harm with much more might
And the sight of one exploding causes awful fright
Hamas rockets in flight
Heading for Israelites
Ha, Semite to Semite
Semite to Semite
Hatred in the Middle East is at quite a height
It would be nice if those people could be more polite
So long for peace they’ve been waiting
Because they can’t stop the hating
They just can’t seem to stop the fight
Hebrew rockets in flight
Heading for Canaanites
Ha, Semite to Semite
Semite to Semite
So many deaths of babies when those missiles pound
Even watching on TV, it’s such a scary sound
Hate for either is to be anti-Semite
War between them is the nastiest family fight
Sticks & stones break bones but missiles harm with much more might
And the sight of one exploding causes awful fright
Semite rockets in flight
Heading for Semites
Ha, Semite to Semite
Semite to Semite
Semite to Semite!
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