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Song Parodies -> "Turkish Delight"

Original Song Title:

"Afternoon Delight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Starland Vocal Band

Parody Song Title:

"Turkish Delight"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

Inspired by when Edmund first met the with the witch in The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe
Gonna find my White Witch, gonna hold her tight
Gonna pull off the ribbon of some Turkish delight
My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'
Take some candy from a stranger on a cold dark night?
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
Peter, Susan and Lucy are gonna be my slaves

Thinkin' of em’s workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little box of Turkish delight
There’s another Son of Adam and two Daughters of Eve
And the thought of being Prince is getting so exciting
White Witch is outta sight!
Have a Turkish delight
Have a Turkish delight
Have a Turkish delight

Started in this wardrobe feeling so uptight
I always thought a Witch could not be nice and wouldn't lie
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
A little box of Turkish delight
White Witch is outta sight!
Have a Turkish delight
Have a Turkish delight
Have a Turkish delight

Please make another for me, White Witch, when I come around
I could take you to my siblings 'for the sun goes down

Thinkin' of em's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little box of Turkish delight
There’s another Son of Adam and two Daughters of Eve
And the thought of being Prince is getting so exciting
White Witch is outta sight!
Have a Turkish delight
Have a Turkish delight
Have a Turkish delight
Have a Turkish delight!

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CML - September 09, 2019 - Report this comment
Have no idea what you're talking about but I do recognize the OS,and you tracked it well. The OS was one of those songs that was actually totally dreadful, but dudes had to pretend to like it, because all the chicks did
Joseph Little - September 09, 2019 - Report this comment
The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe, by C. S. Lewis, one of my favorite childrens stories, There is an old cartoon of it, and a recent movie made in 2005. I highly recommend it
Victor Vomit - May 11, 2020 - Report this comment
Good lyrical parody of one of the WORST and ickiest OSs I've ever heard.

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