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Song Parodies -> "Living Next Land to Putin"

Original Song Title:

"Living Next Door to Alice"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smokie

Parody Song Title:

"Living Next Land to Putin"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

By voting ones, you prove you are a Nazi Russian Commie Fascist troll fanboi.
I grew tall and I grew proud
in the shadow of the mushroom cloud
- it was Cold War
Year nineteen-eighty-nine, fell the Berlin wall
and Eastern Bloc, I can recall
Commies lost, and the Soviet Union was no more -

Oh, the hard-core commies of KGB could never forgive the West
as the Soviet Union fell and they came out second best
now for 22 years we have been living next land to Putin!
(PUTIN! PUTIN! IDI NAHUI, PUTIN!)
We hoped that in the end in Russia freedom would prevail
but siloviks did win and our hopes were all in vain
and for 22 years we've been living next land to Putin!
(PUTIN! PUTIN! IDI NAHUI, PUTIN!)

Angry now is the Russian bear -
it wants now war and it wants to tear
apart the lands which do not belong in the NATO
Putin wants back the USSR
he wants to be the all-new Czar
he wants the Russian Empire to be restored -

Now my country has been neutral since the end of World War Two
but joining now the NATO is the wisest thing to do
as for 22 years we've been living next land to Putin
(PUTIN! PUTIN! IDI NAHUI, PUTIN!)
Twenty-two years we've observed the storm to rise
he has set up a dictatorship and wants neighbours as his prize
for the 22 years we've been living next land to Putin
(PUTIN! PUTIN! IDI NAHUI, PUTIN!)

In Ukraine, he's now neck deep sh1t
they didn't yield but they fight and hit
"I need ammo, not a lift" said their Prez
The mighty Russian army is now in quagmire
losses mount and their generals die
as Ukrainians fight and Russians are now in distress

The war is going nowhere and their soldiers die in droves
their logistics are fscked up, they don't have even loaves
for those 22 years we've been living next land to Putin
(PUTIN! PUTIN! IDI NAHUI, PUTIN!)
Corruption runs there rampant and whole Russia's rotten mess
it seems that Russian army is going out the second best
for those 22 years we've been living next land to Putin
(PUTIN! PUTIN! IDI NAHUI, PUTIN!)

(I hope Putin gets canned and no more living next land to Putin)
Idi nahui = Russian for "go have a w4nk".

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CML - March 19, 2022 - Report this comment
For your next Russian-bot antagonizer, Suzanna, you could try "Putin On The Fritz" from OS "Putting On The Ritz" ... If you dont know, "On the fritz" is mid-century American slang for "malfunctioning" or "broken down". Was frequently used in context of electonics -- My TV is on the fritz

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