Sally called when she got the word
And she said “I suppose you’ve heard
About Tiffany”
I looked at the telly and I saw her face
But she was being called in 4th place
The HBIC was leaving the old CBB house

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I don’t know why she missed out on making the top 3
And boring Darren came 3rd, and it makes no sense to me
‘Cause for 32 days I’ve been watching Tiffany Pollard
32 days just waiting for the chance
To vote her to the crown and see her do a winner’s dance
Now I got to get used to not watching Tiffany Pollard

Dreamed we were together, each night on C5
Watching her really kept me alive
Lovely Tiffany
Now she's back in New York with all her old mates
She's making shows only aired in the States
Since the HBIC left early from the CBB house

Chorus

Then Sally called back and asked how I felt
She said “I know how to help
About Miss Tiffany”
“Just keep an eye on her Tweets, get all her news
You know that might save you from withdrawal blues”
Now she's from our screens disappeared…

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I don’t know why she missed out on making the top 3
And boring Darren came 3rd, and it makes no sense to me
‘Cause for 32 days I’ve been watching Tiffany Pollard
32 days just waiting for the chance
To vote her to the crown and see her do a winner’s dance
But I’ll never get used to not watching Tiffany Pollard
No, I’ll never get used to not watching Tiffany Pollard.