-> "Super Crown"
Original Song Title:
"Tears of a Clown"
Parody Song Title:
Recently there's been a special craze
Involving Nintendo and this special object,
It could change somebody's life
You probably want me to put it on yet.
Now, I'm getting a little dizzy,
My chest is getting kinda itchy,
That's not all 3x
My body and clothes are so small
The hems of the pants, they just sprawl
Looks like the bottom of a gown for a ball
Part of my mind says 'What the heck,
I should enjoy the side effects of the Super Crown,
I might even look profound.'
Ah yes baby, baby baby
My hair getting longer and wavier
It's so familiar even to the touch,
My nose and upper lip are shrinking
My skirt inflating, but it feels so plush.
How can any of this happen?
My hands are covered in white gooey satin,
It's not fun 3x
The heels on the sneakers are inch 1
Tripped on my dress and landed on my fluffy buns
I should pick up the front of the skirt, it's how I always run
Somehow I shouldn't despair
Of this, but it's what happens when someone wears the Super Crown,
my shirt sleeves are shriveling and growing round.
I can no longer see my feet
But I'll be glad for Bowser's defeat
Your pink poofy heiress have returned
The Mario sibs' success is what I yearn
Going back to the real world is beyond my reach
All hail Princess Peach and the power of the Super crown.
Property of this mushroom town.
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