People say I'm the life of the party
'Cause I smoke a blunt or two
The girls and I go dancin' loud and hardy
I'm one righteous dude

Now take a good look at my place
Hot girls prancing all over the place
My friends getting totally sh*tfaced
Party of the year

Wicked cool (so cool)
So cool (so cool)

Goin' around making passes at all the girls
Everybody's havin' fun
The maitre D' is cute
She brings some "tainted" fruit
To sober up the total drunks

Now take a good look at my place, uh huh
Hot girls prancing (all over the place)
People getting totally sh*tfaced
At the party of the year

Oh-oh-oh-oh Wicked cool (so cool)
Mad cool (so cool)

Hey hey-yeah
(Outside) Neighbors complaining
(Inside) Bottles are draining
(By the ounce) ooh yeah, till the crack of dawn
My shirts stained with make-up
That splotched when I made out with Sue

Now take a good look at my place, uh huh
Hot girls prancing (all over the place)
People getting (totally sh*tfaced)
At the party of the year... (repeat and fade...)