are you banging on the neighbours 'cross the hall ?
do they realise your legless you could fall ?
will they want you at their party..
..in your present dodgy state ?
or will they pretend that you are not their mate ?

so here it is Merry Christmas everybody's head is done...
IN cos the shops are crammed, the nightmare's just begu-u-un

do you ever wish the family hadn't been
cos you'd rather watch a film than the Queen
does your granny always tell you..
..that you ought to be well dressed
so she's bought you balaclavas and a vest ?

so here it is Merry Christmas everybody's head is done...
IN cos the shops are crammed, the nightmare's just begu-u-un



what will your daddy do when the bairn tells other kids there's no santa claus aha ha

did the shops take all your money, no suprise
are you sick of Christmas puddings and mince pies
are you falling down a hillside..
..when the pub shuts with your mate
do you both agree it must be what you ATE ?

so here it is Merry Christmas everybody's head is done...
IN cos the shops are crammed, the nightmare's just begu-u-un
( twice )