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Song Parodies -> "I Love Poop And Pee"

Original Song Title:

"We Are Family"

Original Performer:

Sister Sledge

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Poop And Pee"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I like poop and pee
I got all my shit out of me
I like poop and pee
Get out ev'ry poopy and sling

Ev'ryone can see we're big shitters
As I poop out slime
(Flies) and the flies just like kids on a teather
I won't kill no fly
(All) all of the people around us they say
"Can his buns be close"
Just let me get out this big turd
Turds give me love on my fav'rite bowl

(Chorus x2)

Shitting shite is fun and I've just begun
To get a share of my turd delights
(High) high hopes we have for the future
And our bowel's got shit
(Pee) my pee hits like terr'rists
Here's why we shit our browning stool
Have faith in you and your spincher too
You won't poo wrong
This is a family loo

(Repeat Chorus To Fade)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   5

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Spoof-Man - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Your one guy who likes the turm "Get your head out of the guiter"
aoit - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, get your head out of the gutter. Who are you, Poopi Longstocking in disguise? Or are you related to him/her/it/sofa?
Fecaliscious! - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I heartily approve of this parody!
Moe from the simpson's - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
oh, so it's you again, is it?
2Eagle - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I must admit it makes me laugh. When you are feeling uninspired, you can always fall back on the poo.
aoit - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, but too much of it isn't funny. I would like to give this a 0-0-0...oh, wait, that number doesn't appear in the ballot. Damn!
Icky Ticky Tavi - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Great, We had Poopie Long Stocking...and now we got a Poomaster? What is this, Poopie's little-known cousin or something? I'm with should be able to vote zero's if the parody is really crappy.
I HATE IT - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I had to settle for 1-1-1 since there are no zero's on the ballot.
59Eagle - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
It doesn't make ME laugh, that's for damn sure.
Andrea Huckstep - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
simon cowell - June 30, 2007 - Report this comment
i would rather have rusty nails shoved into my eyes then to ever read that sh*t again. seriously. you can now just leave this site for good.

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