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Song Parodies -> "Weasel Family"

Original Song Title:

"We Are Family"

Original Performer:

Sister Sledge

Parody Song Title:

"Weasel Family"

Parody Written by:

Auntie Trohl

The Lyrics

Weasel family,
Cosa Nostra kleptocracy
Weasel family
To play, you must kiss the Don's ring
Weasel family
Ivanka, Uday, and Qusay
Weasel family
With this family, it is "our thing"
Kleptocracy, they're all together
Sitting on a pile
And the Don's face looks like tanned leather
Then there's his hairstyle
All of the people around them will pay
Allegiance, and those
That aren't part of the syndicate
Must bow to the capo who's adipose
Cuz they're family
(Si, si, si si)
Cosa Nostra kleptocracy
(So bad, so sad)
Weasel family
Actually, it's Putin's ring
Two rings really
Weasel family
A Mafia autocracy
Weasel family
They all do the real Don's bidding
Heaps of treachery
Sleazy family
Money-launder kleptocracy
Creepy family
Uday and Qusay, greasy things

Trailer trash with money has just begun
To get its share at the trough, big bites
They've learned the ropes from the master Putin
Keep it hid from sight
Need not go on I guess
About what is the "golden" rule
They will rape you and the country too
This family's wrong, so so!
Criminally, they're old school
Weasel family
They're filching expertly
So well-versed in kleptocracy
Seamy family
At the trough like sows
We're well into a four-year sting
Reamed by family
Cosa Nostra autocracy
Sleazy family
Worried as their former "friends" sing
Evil family

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Michael Pacholek - August 23, 2018 - Report this comment
And, of course, what was the name of the baseball team that used "We Are Family" as its theme song? Something the Trumps have acted like: Pirates!
kipper - December 28, 2018 - Report this comment
thought the thing was about the clinton family

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