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Song Parodies -> "You Keep Rambling"

Original Song Title:

"We Are Family"

Original Performer:

Sister Sledge

Parody Song Title:

"You Keep Rambling"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Don't you hate it when you sit next to a really boring guy on the bus who just WON'T SHUT UP!?!?!?!
You keep rambling
I don't care about your new jeans
Always yammering
Can I get some silence, PLEASE?!

You keep rambling
Won't have a discussion on cheese
Constant babbling
Your throat I just want to SQUEEZE!

Talking to you is like a lecture
Since you sound so dry
(I!) Roll my eyes as you discuss the weather
Small talk's not my type
(UGH!) Trapped with you on this small bus is pain
Since your mouth won't close
They should give me an award
For putting up with this overdose

It's so maddening
Telling me that your dog has fleas
It's not baffling
That you're extremely BORING!

Not quite dazzling
Don't give a crap about your tea!
Stop your rambling
Can't you tell you've made me PEEVED!

Rather speak to nuns about God and junk
Stuck in a snare... On this awkward ride
(SIGH!) Can't cope since you lack all humor
You won't win this fight
(SLEEP!) Nod off and have some rest
So sick of your drawl... It makes me drool
I'll wake up soon to get rid of you
But something's wrong
You took off with all my jewels!

Kept on rambling
And then you robbed me while I dreamed
Gems were dangling
How did you rip those off of ME?!

Kept on rambling
Stole my necklace while I caught Z's
You're so ravening
Who knew Ben Stein was a THIEF?!

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Jonathan - August 17, 2016 - Report this comment
bwahahahaha! operation bore 'em to sleep works everytime! 5's

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