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Song Parodies -> "(Stuck in a) Nudist Colony"

Original Song Title:

"We are Family"

Original Performer:

Sister Sledge

Parody Song Title:

"(Stuck in a) Nudist Colony"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This was a big thing in the 1970s. I guess they are still around as well as more nude beaches.
(Chorus) x2
Stuck in a nudist colony
Where it all hangs out naturally
Stuck in a nudist colony
Where it's not supposed to be a thing

Everyone can see each other's nethers
As we walk on by
Furry clams and hanging snakes all together
Bare breasts we don't hide

All of the people like it that way
No one thinks it's gross
Was that way back in Eden
Walkin' round with their junk exposed!

(Chorus) x2

Life in the sun, think I'm overdone
Tan beauties stroll on by, no surprise
Then one does bend over
And that's quite a sight!
No, we don't get dressed
But wear a hat if we want to
Or swimming goggles where there's a pool
But no thongs, G-strings, bikinis- no
Proud display- my family jewels!!!

(Final Chorus) x4
Stuck in a nudist colony
Sometimes itchy, sometimes scratchy
Stuck in a nudist colony
No other place I'd rather be!!!
Surrounded by so many honeys...

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Jonathan - February 29, 2016 - Report this comment
unfortunately Miley Cyrus can't seem to differentiate Nudist Colonies from the rest of the world! "shudders" 455
Rob Arndt - February 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Jon, you should do a parody about that. Using this OS "Miley's Nudity" ;-)
Patrick - March 01, 2016 - Report this comment
I knew a fellow years ago who claimed to be a nudist. I took his word for it.

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