-> "We Are Hillbilly"
Original Song Title:
"We Are Family" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"We Are Hillbilly"
We are hillbilly,
Got my sister married to me.
See my fam'ly tree,
Ain't no fork in its wir-er-ing.
Simple hill folk, we,
All our cisterns hundred proof be.
We know husbandry,
Sheep and goats are great for a fling.
Cling our guns, you see how we're tethered,
Our glocks so apply.
(Why!) we ally like a herd sticks together,
Long as all comply.
('Palled) Some say it's feeble grillin' Spam™ filet,
Can chow be so gross?
They're tastin' great double deckered,
We eat ourself into overdose.
Ain't no wannabe,
We like stayin' a mys-ter-y.
Live our lives quite free,
Fast food is a road killin' thing.
We don't take kindly,
When the Feds try pullin' a sting.
Cash crop 'conomy,
Gettin' easy money's our thing.
Live our life with guns and that gets things done,
To keep our share of our world, we'll fight.
(High!) High dopes provide for our future.
It's like gold, alright.
(Gee!) No laws keep us repressed,
Feds pay their call on the holdin' fool.
One eighth to crew as they do for you,
Still folk brew strong,
We got our Stanley™ tools.
We don't get no blisters for fee.
We make our mon-ey,
Sellin' vice to numbies with bling.
We are hillbilly,
Every honey's sisters with me.
We're all family,
Everybody's gene's on one string.
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