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Song Parodies -> "Windbreaker"
Original Song Title:
"Moonraker"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shirley Bassey
Parody Song Title:
"Windbreaker"
Parody Written by:
J-Dog 007
The Lyrics
Parody of the title song from the 1979 Bond film "Moonraker"
Where are you?
Why do you fart?
Where is that odorous trail that leads to your butt?
Just like the Windbreaker goes in search of his dream of beans,
I search for one, for someone who cuts the cheese
I've heard your farts in a thousand dreams,
Smelled your stink and it always seems
You're smelly,
You're smelly.
Where are you?
Why do you reek?
Let loose some horrible gas and make this place stink
Just like the Windbreaker knows his dream of beans will come true someday,
I know that you are only a poot away.
I've heard your farts in a thousand dreams,
Smelled your stink and it always seems
You're smelly,
You're smelly.
Why do you fart?
Where is that odorous trail that leads to your butt?
Just like the Windbreaker goes in search of his dream of beans,
I search for one, for someone who cuts the cheese
I've heard your farts in a thousand dreams,
Smelled your stink and it always seems
You're smelly,
You're smelly.
Where are you?
Why do you reek?
Let loose some horrible gas and make this place stink
Just like the Windbreaker knows his dream of beans will come true someday,
I know that you are only a poot away.
I've heard your farts in a thousand dreams,
Smelled your stink and it always seems
You're smelly,
You're smelly.
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