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Song Parodies -> "Steroids Are Forever"
Original Song Title:
"Diamonds Are Forever"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shirley Bassey
Parody Song Title:
"Steroids Are Forever"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Barry Bonds sung this.
Steroids are forever.
They are all what I need to help me.
They can stimulate and enlarge me.
They won't be escaping from me,
For I've fear that they might desert me.
Steroids are forever,
Hold one up and then swallow it,
Stick it, push it and pump it,
I can juice every part,
Nothing hides in the head to hurt me.
I don't need fans,
For what good will fans do me?
Steroids never lie to me.
For when my fans are gone,
They'll luster on.
Steroids are forever,
Sparkling round my little syringe.
Unlike true strength, the steroids linger;
Team players are mere mortals who
Are not worth going to your grave for.
I don't need fans,
For what good will fans do me?
Steroids never lie to me.
For when my fans are gone,
They'll luster on.
Steroids are forever, forever, forever.
Steroids are forever, forever, forever.
Forever and ever.
They are all what I need to help me.
They can stimulate and enlarge me.
They won't be escaping from me,
For I've fear that they might desert me.
Steroids are forever,
Hold one up and then swallow it,
Stick it, push it and pump it,
I can juice every part,
Nothing hides in the head to hurt me.
I don't need fans,
For what good will fans do me?
Steroids never lie to me.
For when my fans are gone,
They'll luster on.
Steroids are forever,
Sparkling round my little syringe.
Unlike true strength, the steroids linger;
Team players are mere mortals who
Are not worth going to your grave for.
I don't need fans,
For what good will fans do me?
Steroids never lie to me.
For when my fans are gone,
They'll luster on.
Steroids are forever, forever, forever.
Steroids are forever, forever, forever.
Forever and ever.
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SOTM - There's no guarantee that it will still be there when you (whoever you are) read this, but I found the original song here:
www.bondmovies.net/diamonds.html
This parody has excellent pacing! I also apprechiate the clever choice of OS for a parody about a steroids user named Bonds! Not sure about the "forever" premise though...
www.bondmovies.net/diamonds.html
This parody has excellent pacing! I also apprechiate the clever choice of OS for a parody about a steroids user named Bonds! Not sure about the "forever" premise though...
(SOTM06) Good parody, excellent pacing, a little too much of the OS in there, but still very good.
(SOTM) Bonds is shaken, not stirred. A song with a message.
(SOTM) I agree with Adagio in terms of the OS, could have put in a few more original lines, but I can just imagine some big slugger bellowing this out. Nice.
(SOTM) When I listened to the OS to get this parody, I half expected Kanye West to start rapping. He sampled this for his song 'Diamond from Sierra Leone'. Scary stuff. Funny parody.
(SOTM) Great OS to use. Pacing and rhyming were off a bit and this could have been better with a pay-off line (I also don't follow sports too much these days).
(SOTM) forever, ever? forever, ever? ever, ever? ever, ever? ever, ever? ever, ever? um.. mediocre
Steroids luster??? I never knew that!!!
(SOTM) So does this mean Barry Bonds is Licensed To Pill ?
Nice idea, but could have used a little more work, IMHO, especially in getting the original rhyming schemes.
(SOTM) At least it wasn't "A View to a Pill"...
(SOTM) Really good.
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