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Song Parodies -> "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"

Original Song Title:

"Diamonds are Forever"

Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:

"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Trivia question: what do James Bond and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang have in common?
A: They were both written by Ian Fleming
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
Bang bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
You're so pretty, Chitty Bang Bang
We'll go near or far
In our motor car, what we'll do
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
Chitty Bang Bang, we love you
Chitty Bang Bang loves us too
You're our four-fendered friend
And on you we depend, oh Chitty

We'll glide away
Glide away on a motor trip
With pride in our ownership
Be the envay
'F all we survey

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
You are sleek as a thoroughbred
You turn everybody's head
Fuel-burning oracle
Phantasmagorical machine

Near or far
What a happy time we'll spend
He's our fine four-fendered friend
Both high or low
Anywhere we goooooooo

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Bang Bang, Bang Bang.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Bang Bang, Bang Bang.
Bang Bang Chi-i-i-tyyyy

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Not familiar with the subject (and I'll have to refresh my knowledge of the song before I vote) but I do have a vague memory of my little sister having a book with that name, something about a flying car or something like that, am I right?
Johnny D - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
For when gas is gone,
Chitty Bangs ON !!!
Rick C - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Phantasmagorical! 5s. I checked out "I Will Survive". You're a riot, Philbo!
Phil Alexander - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Peter - yes, that's right: it's also a children's film with Dick van Dyke (fortunately without the mock-cockney accent this time): the words to this are basically the theme tune re-set to the Bond theme tune that seemed to fit best.
JD - That's quite a talent you've got... You can lower the tone on anything, can't you?
Rick - Thanks :-)
pickle - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
And one of the lesser known Bond themes was 'Mister Kiss Kiss Bang Bang'! Does anyone else think Truly Scrumptious in the film 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' had a Bond girl sort of name? In the recent stage show she refers to 'my sisters, Madly and Deeply'!
Arwen - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow...nice job on this one, too, Phil. I might have to go home and watch the movie tonight...=)

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