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Song Parodies -> "They are Waiting for You (Buzzed Driving Advocacy)"
Original Song Title:
"Someone's Waiting for You"
Original Performer:
Shelby Flint
Parody Song Title:
"They are Waiting for You (Buzzed Driving Advocacy)"
Parody Written by:
Whiz Kid Forte (against Drunk Driving)
The Lyrics
Those of you who are greeting the new year, hosting proms, or reveling in homecoming galas, this poignant parody of this hit from "The Rescuers" will remind you of many lives lost on the road. Please take time to read this; it will remind you of the new drunk driving slogan created by the Ad Council and the National Highway and Transportation Safety Administration: "Buzzed driving is drunk driving." If you sober ones know the original and/or if you have watched the 1977 Disney motion picture, you find this parody in the same level of pathos because it's a reminder to confiscate the keys from a drunk driver and not drink and drive
(instrumental interlude, with an excerpt from the Ad Council adentitled "Jeff Peckler")
Be safe, sober ones
Stop and think of the sad little dears
Be circumspect; buzzed divers are near
They are waiting for you
Don't drink, sober ones
There'll be a life where a death used to be
Buzzed drivers will create tragedies
It's more than, "Just a few."
Always keep their pilfered keys in your pocket
You'll be sure to save more lives
Please take a pledge of abstinence
And your sober world will be bright
Take care, sober ones
Be a selected driver, that's true
Buzzed drivers will be there, sober ones
They'll be waiting to kill you.
Be safe, sober ones
Stop and think of the sad little dears
Be circumspect; buzzed divers are near
They are waiting for you
Don't drink, sober ones
There'll be a life where a death used to be
Buzzed drivers will create tragedies
It's more than, "Just a few."
Always keep their pilfered keys in your pocket
You'll be sure to save more lives
Please take a pledge of abstinence
And your sober world will be bright
Take care, sober ones
Be a selected driver, that's true
Buzzed drivers will be there, sober ones
They'll be waiting to kill you.
Please refrain from drunk driving; it can help save not only yourself, but the innocent others as well.
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