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Song Parodies -> "Praise Mother Brain"

Original Song Title:

"Morning Train"

Original Performer:

Sheena Easton

Parody Song Title:

"Praise Mother Brain"

Parody Written by:

Pauly Gerard

The Lyrics

Sung by a 9 year old gamer girl.
I don't like Kid Icarus, as I play every now and then,
He's even more more annoying in the DiC show 'Captain N',
I wanna get defeated by that eggplant wiz,
But I've gotten better at it, that's probably the way it is.

I've been playing for 9 hours, I'm starting to get a haze,
By looking at his purple skin and his supernatural ways,
The tv is asking for me to come on inside,
I can finally help the wizard as I look him straight in his one eye.

Though I'm in the world of Mother Brain,
An orange glow goes on my skin,
When he sees me, he asks for a new minion,
& I am much more taller. 2x

My torso feels much thicker, the front's starting to surge,
My clothes are stretching, I'm a top heavy curve,
My hair's falling out, replaced by a stem,
Wait, I'm supposed to be spherical and naked, I don't need them, ooooh...

I'm inflating with juice for the Mother Brain,
A big fat plant like my Eggplantkins,
My head and neck sink through the skin,
Though arms & legs aren't growing.

My velcro sneaks are blue heels and I have thicker elbow-length gloves,
& my lips are coated dark red for the wizard guy I love,
My torso's at 6 feet circumference, I hope that means I'm ripe,
Glad to be back, now let's give a smack to that jersey kid and his adventurous cupid type.

I serve the Eggplant Wizard and the Mother Brain,
Have to share with an apple and a carrot, but can't complain,
Pit's going down, so is Captain N,
That princess, Mega Man and Gameboy.
Eggplant Wizard: Orange minion, you comin'? Mother Brain needs us, and if we fail, try to help me share the punishment.
Orange: Coming sir. But what do I do with these overstretched clothes?
Eggplant Wizard: What clothes? All I see in your hands is another one of Donkey Kong's neckties. We better get that back to him later.
Orange: Of course sir. Let's go.

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AmericanGirlFan8998 - February 13, 2020 - Report this comment
What if Giovanni took over the entire animated series, Captain N the Game Master, enjoying his life (while serving Eggplant Wizard), destroying Kevin Keene and the entire N Team?
Paul Gerard - February 13, 2020 - Report this comment
I heavily doubt that'll happen.

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