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Song Parodies -> "She Saw A Macaroni, Tasty Pastry And Some Pre-prep"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Tiny Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Sha Na Na.

Parody Song Title:

"She Saw A Macaroni, Tasty Pastry And Some Pre-prep"

Parody Written by:

Matthew Forbes

The Lyrics

She saw a macaroni !

She couldn't wait to get into the bakers,
She couldn't wait to see the display
She couldn't wait to get into the bakers
To see what the range was today.

- Two, three, four, tell the people what's in store!

Chorus:
She saw a macaroni, tasty pastry and some pre-prepared Panini
And bacon rolls she can eat on the way,
Some macaroni, tasty pastry and some pre-prepared Panini
And apple tarts for the dish of the day.

- Two, three, four, we've got munchies here galore!

She can't believe all the filled rolls on offer
Cheese, chicken, tuna, egg and ham
She can barely look away from the wedges
Then chooses more savouries again.

- Two, three, four, we can always sell you more!

Chorus

She wants to eat everything that she's seeing
the ovals and bloomers for sure.
There's lots of crumpets and pancakes displayin'
She'd like to buy everything in the store

- Two, three, four, stick around, we'll tell you more!

Chorus

Now she's afraid she bought more than she ought'er,
The food that she's got could feed the street.
So get the bakers to bake another order,
and the stock room to order more wheat.

- Two, three, four, buy it from your bakers store.

She bought a macaroni, tasty pastry and some pre-prepared panini
And bacon rolls she can eat on the way
A macaroni, tasty pastry and some pre-prepared panini
And an apple tart she could serve on a tray.
Paid for.... Tarts and bloomers, scones and crumpets
Soup and sandwich, Coca Cola,
Cakes and steak bakes, pies and bridies
.......and then she went home.

- But -- two, three, four, yes she will be back for more!

- Matthew Forbes 6/3/04
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Adagio - August 13, 2004 - Report this comment
That was really cute!

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