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Song Parodies -> "Trump's Number 10s"

Original Song Title:

"The Number 10 (as per the Count)"

Original Performer:

Sesame Street TV Show

Parody Song Title:

"Trump's Number 10s"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Ah, ha, ha, ha...!!!
What is the Number of the Day?

In Trump World it's 10... a perfect 10

[Trump counts]

Let's begin...

On a crowded airplane, 1, 1 dog faced woman!
In a crowded nightclub... what? Another dog?
2, 2 dogs, 2 pathetic women!
The number is 10 folks
A former Miss Universe who got fat? She was a 10 but slipped back to a 3, a 3 fat pig! 3 pathetic women!
Nancy in a red dress, was married, could have been a 9 but turned me down. Fake boobs. Rates a 4, 4 pathetic women!
An Apprentice loser who got fired. Not bad, maybe a 7 but harassed me for a job for decades. Now is a 5, 5 pathetic women!
6, 7, 8, and 9 are unknowns. But that makes 9 pathetic women.
Then there's my Melania from Slovenia. A perfect 10!!! (at least until I get tired of her and seek a 24 year old buxom blonde!)

Ah, ha, ha, ha...

Let's count groped female genitals next or unrequited kisses...

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