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Song Parodies -> "I Want A Monster And Drink It Then"

Original Song Title:

"I Want A Monster To Be My Friend"

Original Performer:

Sesame Street

Parody Song Title:

"I Want A Monster And Drink It Then"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Some guys just love to shoot some pool
Or smoke some cigarettes
And watching Sunday football and
Seeking blonde hairs to pet

Gotta make the most of my day
I'm lack of energy
Must stop taking a mistimed nap
Won't you please help me?

I want a Monster, I'm losing power
I want a Monster and drink it then
I want to drink some and be brute
A can says Monster, a toast to the men

Oh, I want a Monster to grade up my thighs
And add some more power my fists
Without it, how else can I survive from
Withstanding a bouncer's hard hits?

If I open up a can of Monster
I'll show some of you guys who's boss
I'll give some bad boys another lesson
And proceed to uplifting 'em and toss

You, too, open up a can of Monster
If you've a Monster to recommend
Weeellll, must be an energy drink
I just can't wait until then

I want a Monster
A drink called Monster
I want a Monster and driiink iiiit then
I'll drink it then!

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Mr 1's - April 06, 2009 - Report this comment
This was actually pretty good compared to the right-wing Anti-Obaba crap that has been flooding the site lately. I actually DKTOS but intend to give it 5.5.5 because it doesn't attack anyone. Nicely done.
Mr 5s - April 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Actually, just about anything would be better than the oceans of attack song garbage to which Ner0's worshippers and Dubya's haters have been giving their 5s all this last decade and more. P.S. Does that Freudian slip mean you're trying to tell us something about your Prince Ali, fabulous wee Ali 0-bab-wa, Mr. 1s?
the real Mr 5s - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment
I actually kind of liked this one. I dunno why, I just do.

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