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Song Parodies -> "Polar Freeze"

Original Song Title:

"Summer Breeze"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Seals & Crofts

Parody Song Title:

"Polar Freeze"

Parody Written by:

Frosty the no-man

The Lyrics

Brrrr!
Hear for certain, clanging at my window
Won’t be leaving, zero Fahrenheit
A bitter fright, a-whining with a wind flow
And a snow that will sting with bite

Polar freeze, vortex unkind
Goin’ to my toes and to behind
Winter, please, flakes I don’t mind
Polar wind is massing, not benign

See my scraper, clearing off the sidewalk
The bitter freezing makes me grouse at chore
Then I block the numbness of my toe tips
Then I scream that my chest is sore

Polar freeze, vortex unkind
Goin’ to my toes and to behind
Winter, please, flakes I don’t mind
Polar wind is massing, not benign

Sleet days are bummer, the prez is in gloom
He’ll lie, obsess much, conveying “immune”
And he will moan as a bard berserk
Like a vortex blare, polar airs been hurled

Go inside, no hating no more bitchin’
Not looking at the haters’ news
See alarms that preach of a cold spree
On TV screen, polar days are blue

Polar freeze, vortex unkind
Goin’ to my toes and to behind
Winter, please, flakes I don’t mind
Polar wind is massing, not benign

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uiop - February 01, 2019 - Report this comment
You Trump hate is so hot, it keeps burning at thirty below zero
qwerty - February 01, 2019 - Report this comment
But aside from that, good ironic matchup of "Summer Breeze" with "Polar Freeze" A good parody always starts with a cute idea like that.
Trump (Not Really) - February 01, 2019 - Report this comment
Any more of this "global warming" and we're ALL gonna freeze to death!
2Eagle - February 02, 2019 - Report this comment
Such a chilling parody.

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