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Song Parodies -> "Cottage Cheese"
Original Song Title:
"Summer Breeze"
Original Performer:
Seals & Croft
Parody Song Title:
"Cottage Cheese"
Parody Written by:
Mikey Boy
The Lyrics
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Eating cheese labeled by the Brickstone, wth my friends on a Friday night
3 little licks and I was bout to throw up, something in that cheese ain't right
Cottage cheese, tastes so damn bad
Vommiting all night long at my dads
Everyone else seemed to enjoy it, they ate almost the entire thing
While I was in the other room munchin, on KFC deep fried chicken wings
Cottage cheese, tastes so damn bad
Vommiting all night long at my dads
Why is it creamy, and tastes so sour
Classified with cheese, when it looks like flour
When I was done puking I sewed the company without a care in the world
I won 16 bucks and got to hold my justice, along with 14 pounds of cheese
This time it isn't cottage pray to god, american or velveta please
Cottage cheese, tastes so damn bad
Vommiting all night long at my dads
3 little licks and I was bout to throw up, something in that cheese ain't right
Cottage cheese, tastes so damn bad
Vommiting all night long at my dads
Everyone else seemed to enjoy it, they ate almost the entire thing
While I was in the other room munchin, on KFC deep fried chicken wings
Cottage cheese, tastes so damn bad
Vommiting all night long at my dads
Why is it creamy, and tastes so sour
Classified with cheese, when it looks like flour
When I was done puking I sewed the company without a care in the world
I won 16 bucks and got to hold my justice, along with 14 pounds of cheese
This time it isn't cottage pray to god, american or velveta please
Cottage cheese, tastes so damn bad
Vommiting all night long at my dads
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can't throw it up, if you don't eat it...nice one...5s
I had a cousin who worked one summer making cottage cheese. He hated the job, and he'd have loved this parody.
First parody I read after returning from lunch and strangely enough I had some cottage cheese at lunch today. I guess you have to have a taste for this stuff. Nice parody.
Well done, Mikey Boy! You have a whey with curds!
thanks alot man
It doesn't go to well with wine, does it? Next time try some brie.
I try to avoid foods that look like they had been regurgitated. 555
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