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Song Parodies -> "¡Hola! ¿Cómo Estás?"

Original Song Title:

"Oye Como Va"

Original Performer:

Santana/Tito Puente

Parody Song Title:

"¡Hola! ¿Cómo Estás?"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Translation provided free of charge: "Hello there! How are you, my capitalist imperialist neo-colonial moneyloving warmongering friend? Castrated one, will you not bathe your nether regions?" (Heard recently on the streets of Managua.)
¡Hola! ¿Cómo estás,
Mi gringo?
Güey, ¿no bañaras
Tus nalgas?

¡Hola! ¿Cómo estás,
Mi gringo?
Güey, ¿no bañaras
Tus nalgas?

(Guitar solo: do-doot-doot dweet-n-dee-do-do, etc.)

¡Hola! ¿Cómo estás
Mi gringo?
Güey, ¿no bañaras
Tus nalgas?

©Bob Gomez 2005

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 9

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alvin rhodes - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks for the translation...muy buen..cincos
Agrimorfee - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Writing that took huevos. 454
Rick C - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, those four years of Spanish I took have finally paid off! Cincos. - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I always figured "gringo" meant a bit more than people were letting on. Thanks for clearing that up.
Bob Gomez - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, people. The original lyrics translate as "Listen to my rhythm--how great--perfect for your enjoyment--mixed-race woman." I kind of prefer mine. d;:^)

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